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Eye Spy a Pun

eye spyIris a lot telling these puns. I must keep these puns in sight or my eyes will wander.

I see what you did there.

You are new to the art of puns. I will take you as my pupil. There ain’t no one cornea than me.

You could say I have a nose for these things, even if they do smell fishy. These puns are nostril through the park.

I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later. These puns are getting hairy.

Sounds good to me.

 

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